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WOMEN DRIVERS
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!
I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, put out my cigarette, and disconnected an important call!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!
I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, put out my cigarette, and disconnected an important call!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!
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stoffe
Det där känns som en femenist skrev det där....
Jag höll på att bli prejad 2ggr på mindre än 5min igår när jag åkte hem ifrån syrran...
Båda ggr höll jag på att köra av vägen pgr. av okunskapen av att titta i backspegeln....
tur att jag hade firma bilen, hade det varit focusen hade jag blivit helt galen:mad:
Jag höll på att bli prejad 2ggr på mindre än 5min igår när jag åkte hem ifrån syrran...
Båda ggr höll jag på att köra av vägen pgr. av okunskapen av att titta i backspegeln....
tur att jag hade firma bilen, hade det varit focusen hade jag blivit helt galen:mad:
